It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Any times were better than those spent in that bloody brick those ass holes had called a ship. Having called themselves the fastest ship in the west main, they had quickly fallen under the mantle of ‘fucking liar’ as the barbarian ship drew in so close. Add to that little misadventure the squall season, and the knowledge that the sailors knew nothing about how to travel far from the coast, and he felt like he had been borne into a special place in hell.
The constant swaying and pitching had made greenhorns out of the entire crew, each of the motley rabble taking their sweet fucking times traversing between their oar and the railing to feed the fish below. They might have been idiot sailors, but their compassion for fish was something of legend. So after a week with the stench of vomit proliferating below decks and the timbers of the boat creaking with each violent wake, Raistas was glad, in spite of the situation, to be on dry land again.
With most of his equipment tucked into a quartermaster’s compartments back on the mainland, and a majority of that which he had managed to pack now adorning the front yard of some unnamed and no-doubt wrathful sea god, it was a stroke of good fortune that he’d somehow retained a small bag of yeast, his sextant and a hodgepodge of other sundries, not the least of which included salt.
The only problem he currently lamented was the fact that somehow he’d faced the ultimate abandonment by his left shoe. Why the fuck was it always the left? So now not only did he walk with a limp worthy of a hunchback, he was alarmingly aware of each jagged rock resting beneath the ebbing waves.
Hopefully his sword had remained in the half of the husk of the vessel that found itself nicely wedged between two spires jutting some dozens of feet above the current. Some fifty feet beyond the shore, the wreck looked, for all its haggardness, like the rotting corpse of some vast whale, its ribs sticking morosely out of what remained of its woody flesh.
But, hey, at least the barbarians were gone.
The constant swaying and pitching had made greenhorns out of the entire crew, each of the motley rabble taking their sweet fucking times traversing between their oar and the railing to feed the fish below. They might have been idiot sailors, but their compassion for fish was something of legend. So after a week with the stench of vomit proliferating below decks and the timbers of the boat creaking with each violent wake, Raistas was glad, in spite of the situation, to be on dry land again.
With most of his equipment tucked into a quartermaster’s compartments back on the mainland, and a majority of that which he had managed to pack now adorning the front yard of some unnamed and no-doubt wrathful sea god, it was a stroke of good fortune that he’d somehow retained a small bag of yeast, his sextant and a hodgepodge of other sundries, not the least of which included salt.
The only problem he currently lamented was the fact that somehow he’d faced the ultimate abandonment by his left shoe. Why the fuck was it always the left? So now not only did he walk with a limp worthy of a hunchback, he was alarmingly aware of each jagged rock resting beneath the ebbing waves.
Hopefully his sword had remained in the half of the husk of the vessel that found itself nicely wedged between two spires jutting some dozens of feet above the current. Some fifty feet beyond the shore, the wreck looked, for all its haggardness, like the rotting corpse of some vast whale, its ribs sticking morosely out of what remained of its woody flesh.
But, hey, at least the barbarians were gone.